As the acting treasurer of the Retired Journalists and Lapidary Workers Trust, I am entrusted to invest on behalf of my fellow members. Due to my high standing in the business community I am also at times in a position to take advantage of what unsophisticated investors would call “inside information”.

A recent call with ex-boss Rupert allowed for a tasty little payoff for the members. “Stuff me Windbag, this Trump idiot is fully gone. He’s as dumb as a sack of rocks and I doubt he could follow the new voting rules and I certainly know his supporters couldn’t”.

So TAB, When are you paying out? Especially now the pubs are open.


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