Most Victorians will remember 2011 for three things. Green Moon won the Melbourne Cup, Collingwood lost the Grand Final, and Daniel Andrews took a tray of frozen snags to a barbeque.

Weeks later I caught up with said barbie host and fellow Xaverian Bill at his home track at Mooney Valley.

“Jeez Windbag. It’s enough with the sausages, but watching the galoot gnaw on Julia’s T-bone is inexcusable. I know she’s only the Prime Minister, but you don’t steal somebody’s meat. I’ve had Tim on the phone for days carrying on. Eddie even reckons he saw him fishing his Fosters lights out of the bath as he shot through”.


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