Category: Satire

Futures are higher for the ASX as results for blue-chip stocks like BHP and NAB roll in. A cold snap in the United States is pushing oil prices higher.

The ASX is set for a positive start to the session this morning while this week on Wall Street, investors will be bracing for earnings reports from hotels, cruise lines and other businesses that have been hard hit by COVID-19.

The ASX 200 is expected to slide at Tuesday’s open, even after Wall Street finished at fresh highs overnight, and commodity prices improved. The Aussie hit 77 US cents.

The ASX 200 is expected to build on last week’s gains with a modest early rise. Wall Street rose into the weekend.

A bright day on Wall Street on the back of strong company earnings as well as optimism that Washington can reach a deal for another round of fiscal stimulus

The Australian share market is expected to slip in early trade, despite gains on Wall Street and a recovery in silver prices and “meme stocks” like GameStop.

The ASX is expected to continue its losing run after Wall Street slumped into the weekend. Shares in GameStop jumped as retail traders continued their war against hedge funds. 

The ASX is set to extend losses on Thursday after Wall Street suffered its worst day in three months. Iron ore and gold edged lower.

Australian shares are set to open lower as Wall Street struggled for direction on concerns it may be in “bubble” territory, while
the IMF expects the global economy to make a stronger recovery in 2021 despite the “exceptional uncertainty”.

The ASX 200 is expected to slide from 11-month highs at the open after US markets drifted to a mixed close. The S&P 500 and
Nasdaq closed at record highs but the Dow slipped.

The ASX 200 is set to start lower after Wall Street sagged into the weekend and oil prices slipped. China GDP data is due today.

The ASX is expected to edge lower after Wall Street faded overnight. US investors mulled weak jobs data as they awaited Joe
Biden’s stimulus deal.

Australian shares are set to slip on Tuesday after Wall Street pulled back from record highs. Oil, iron ore, and gold prices edged
lower, while Bitcoin dropped as much as 22%

The Australian market is expected to start the trading week stronger as investors continue to sidestep soft economic fundamentals and short-term risks.